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Humor - Category: no arms no legs laughing moon 

Category: no arms no legs

03/14/07

Categories: no arms no legs

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs . . .

. . . in a swimming pool? Wade

. . . in a pot of boiling water? Stu

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs

. . . buried up to the neck? Spike

. . . laying in a hole? Phil

. . . next to a hole? Doug

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs

. . . in a fireplace? Bernie

. . . an hour later? Ashley

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs

. . . stuffed in a mailbox? Bill

. . . on the president's desk? Vito

. . . lying on a lawyer's desk? Will

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs

. . . lying next to a carnival ride? Ralph

. . . without the torso? Dick

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs

. . . on the doorstep? Matt

. . . on a BBQ grill? Frank

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs

. . . in a flower pot? Pete

. . . in a bathtub? Dwayne

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs

. . . on a chalkboard? Mark

. . . on the wall? Art

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs

. . . in a pile of leaves? Rustle

. . . under a car? Jack

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

What do you call two guys with no arms & legs who:

. . . are hanging over a window? Curt & Rod

. . . are on a stage? Mike and Stan

. . . work at a cemetery? Doug and Barry

. . . are gay? Neil and Bob

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

What do you call a man with no legs?

. . . Neil

What do you call a dog with no legs?

. . . It doesn't matter he can't come anyway

What do you call a woman with one leg?

. . . Eileen

What do you call a cow with no legs?

. . . Ground Beef

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