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Categories: gender, for men, for women, marriage

01/30/08

Categories: marriage

fairy tale

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12/31/07

Categories: marriage, gender

What did the doctor say?

sign

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03/16/07

Categories: for women

Q. What's the worst thing a woman can get on her 25th wedding anniversary?

A. Morning sickness.

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Categories: gender, about kids

A little girl was sitting on her daddy's lap. She gazed up at her father and said, "Daddy, did anyone ever tell you that you're the most wonderful and smartest man in the world?"

Her father, filled with pride said, "Why no, honey, they haven't."

"Then where did you get the idea?" she asked.

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Categories: marriage, about kids

When my daughter was about four years old, she still had a hard time grasping the concept of marriage.

But anyway, I got out our wedding album, thinking visual images would help, and explained the entire service to her. Once finished, I asked if she had any questions, and she replied, "Oh. I see. Is that when Mommy came to work for us, daddy?"

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Categories: religion, for women

You do know what would have happened if it had been 3 wise WOMEN instead of 3 wise men, don't you?

They would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and brought disposable diapers as gifts.

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Categories: gender, computers

A French teacher was explaining to her class that in French, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

A student asked, "What gender is a 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups - male and female - and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because:

  1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
  2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else .
  3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later review; and
  4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your salary on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("le computer") because:

  1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.
  2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves.
  3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
  4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have got a better model.

The women won.

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