Humor

When the end of the world arrives, how will the media report it?

• USA Today:--- WE'RE DEAD
• The Wall Street Journal:--- DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS
• National Enquirer:--- O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN
• Playboy:--- GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE
• Microsoft Systems Journal:--- APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE
• Victoria's Secret Catalog:--- OUR FINAL SALE
• Sports Illustrated:--- GAME OVER
• Wired:--- THE LAST NEW THING
• Rolling Stone:--- THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR
• Readers Digest:--- 'BYE
• Discover Magazine:--- HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?
• TV Guide:--- DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSEN RATINGS SOAR!
• Lady's Home Journal:--- LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!
• America Online:--- SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.
• Inc. magazine:---TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE
• Microsoft's Web Site:--- If you didn't experience the rapture, download software patch RAPT777.EXE.
• Sun:--- ARMAGEDDON-TOLERANT SOFTWARE NOW AVAILABLE !
• The Vatican Press:--- "TOLD YOU SO"