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03/14/07

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End of the World

When the end of the world arrives, how will the media report it?

  • USA Today:--- WE'RE DEAD
  • The Wall Street Journal:--- DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS
  • National Enquirer:--- O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN
  • Playboy:--- GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE
  • Microsoft Systems Journal:--- APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE
  • Victoria's Secret Catalog:--- OUR FINAL SALE
  • Sports Illustrated:--- GAME OVER
  • Wired:--- THE LAST NEW THING
  • Rolling Stone:--- THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR
  • Readers Digest:--- 'BYE
  • Discover Magazine:--- HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?
  • TV Guide:--- DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSEN RATINGS SOAR!
  • Lady's Home Journal:--- LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!
  • America Online:--- SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.
  • Inc. magazine:---TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE
  • Microsoft's Web Site:--- If you didn't experience the rapture, download software patch RAPT777.EXE.
  • Sun:--- ARMAGEDDON-TOLERANT SOFTWARE NOW AVAILABLE !
  • The Vatican Press:--- "TOLD YOU SO"
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