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Category: aviation

05/03/07

Categories: aviation

KNOCK KNOCK
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger--I'm hungry!

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03/14/07

Categories: aviation

A new pilot took his girlfriend on his first nighttime "solo" flight.

He wanted to be really cool, so as he was approaching the small field to land, instead of making the usual official requests to the tower, he just said: "Guess whoooo?"

Without missing a beat, the controller switched off the field lights and said: "Guess whereee . . . "

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Categories: aviation

A guy sitting at an airport bar noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant; but which airline does she work for?"

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and said, "Love to fly and it shows?"

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, she doesn't work for Delta.

A few seconds later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?"

She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself and scratched American Airlines off of the list.

Next he tried "I would really love to fly your friendly skies?"

This time the woman barked back at him "Man, what the fuck do you want?"

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, "Ahhh, Air Canada".

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