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Category: for women


Categories: for women

Q. What's the worst thing a woman can get on her 25th wedding anniversary?

A. Morning sickness.

Categories: religion, for women

You do know what would have happened if it had been 3 wise WOMEN instead of 3 wise men, don't you?

They would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and brought disposable diapers as gifts.



Categories: for women

New studies show that women who drink tea are twice as likely to get pregnant.

Related studies have revealed that women who drink Long Island Ice Tea are twice as likely to wake up in the back seat of a Camaro with sticky hair.

Categories: for women

What PMS really stands for

Psychotic Mood Shift

Pack My Stuff

Permanent Menstrual Syndrome

Perpetual Munching Spree

Puffy Mid-Section

Pardon My Sobbing

Pimples May Surface

Pass My Sweatpants

Pissy Mood Syndrome

Plainly Men Suck

Pass My Shotgun

Categories: for women

A Woman's Search for True Love

When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a boyfriend...

When I was 18, I got a boyfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate guy with a zest for life.

In college, I dated a passionate guy, but he was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, he cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a guy with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable guy but he was boring. He was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a guy with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting guy, but I couldn't keep up with him. He always got mad, he did impetuous things and flirted with everyone he met. He made me miserable as often as happy. He was very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a guy with some ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious guy with his feet planted firmly on the ground and married him. He was so ambitious that he divorced me, took everything I owned, and ran off with my best friend.

Now I'm 40, and I'm looking for a guy with a big dick.








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