A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
At one job I had, the boss man got the idea that the IT department should be living up to the slogan, "Giving every user what they need."
I politely requested, "How do we get them to turn around so we can kick them in the ass?" It went over quite well, the room fell out laughing. I don't work there any more.
A French teacher was explaining to her class that in French, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
A student asked, "What gender is a 'computer'?"
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups - male and female - and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.
The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because:
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("le computer") because:
The women won.